Holding a Grudge

In the back of the car last night on the way home from the gym...

Mom: Asher, we need to stop by Walgreens to get you more medicine. Remember when Luke poured out all your medicine on the kitchen counter today?

Asher: Yeah. Mom, that really hurt my feelings when Luke poured out my medicine on the counter.

WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!
Luke starts to cry

Mom: Asher, did you just hit Luke?!

Asher: Yeah, Mom.

Mom: Asher, why would you do that?!

Asher: But, Moom, he really, really hurt my feelings when he poured out my medicine on the counter.

Mom: But, Asher, that was FOUR HOURS ago!