This is my side of the conversation that Luke and I had today while I was in the bathroom, trying to shave my legs and he decided to come in and go poop.
“Luke, don’t forget to wipe your bottom.”
“Eeew, Luke, not with your hand!”
“Yeah, just use the babywipe.”
“Wait! Don’t throw the babywipe in the toilet! That will break the toilet!”
“Luke, there’s still lots of poop on the babywipe. That means your bottom still isn’t clean.”
“NO!! Don’t throw the other babywipe in the toilet!”
“Ok, now, wash your hands.”
“Luke, that wasn’t long enough. If your hands still smell like poop, they aren’t clean.”
“Yeah, I know they still smell like poop. I don’t need to check. Wash them with soap this time.”
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